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I'm the chaperone teacher from hell.
Indy RP account for Alaric Saltzman of the Vampire Diaries. Read guidelines before you follow or interact.
Slow af for the conceivable future and not seeking new partners.
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Est. Jan 1, 2013.
Written by pbk. Mun and muse both well over 30.

Part of The Life & Death Brigade

DEAR WRITERS:

ryface:

IT’S OKAY TO USE “SAID” A WHOLE DAMN BUNCH.

IT’S OKAY TO USE PRONOUNS REPEATEDLY SO LONG AS YOU STRUCTURE YOUR SENTENCES SO AS TO KEEP IT FROM BEING CONFUSING

FUCK, IT’S EVEN OKAY TO USE COMMON SAYINGS AND CLICHES SPARINGLY.

DON’T PURPLE UP YOU PROSE JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’S NOT OKAY TO DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE IT IS

DON’T TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR PLOT TO MAKE ULTIMATELY UNIMPORTANT DETAILS OF YOUR NARRATION LOOK FLASHIER.  

posted: 5th May 2013 · 29,510 notes · reblog · via · src
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