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I'm not a role model.
I'm the chaperone teacher from hell.
Indy RP account for Alaric Saltzman of the Vampire Diaries. Read guidelines before you follow or interact.
Slow af for the conceivable future and not seeking new partners.
This blog contains explicit content. Do not follow if you are under 18 years old.
Est. Jan 1, 2013.
Written by pbk. Mun and muse both well over 30.

Part of The Life & Death Brigade

korrawr:

rexuality:

OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking startled. And then he goes, “OMG I DIDN’T SEE YOU I’M SO SORRY. I WAS RUNNING BECAUSE I’M SCARED OF THE DARK.”

Imagine your OTP

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